HELLO. MY NAME IS ZACH BOYD, A REAL LIFE ADULT HUMAN AND DEFINITELY NOT THREE SUPER-INTELLIGENT DACHSHUNDS IN A TRENCH COAT.

I’m a copywriter stuck in the body of a creative director by day and a lead guitar player stuck in the body of a lead guitar player by night, so if you’re looking for a creative director, copywriter, or lead guitar player, you came to the right place.  If not, I hope you enjoyed the Dachshund joke.

A few notable things about me include:

• I’m a card-carrying Eagle Scout, so I know what plants cause rashes and how to build tiny gazebos for elementary school children.

• I am probably the only person who’s finished Infinite Jest but not college.

• I studied Opera formally for 6 years.

• I have a mullet, and I’m still my Baptist mom’s favorite child.

• Bonus: I once got someone who disagreed with me on the internet to apologize.